Saturday, June 20, 2009

Christian Pick Up Lines

Dug this up from a while ago :P
  1. Hey.... nice bible!!
  2. I would like to pray with you
  3. You know Jesus?! Me too!!
  4. God laid it heavy on my heart to talk to you
  5. I know a church where we cold go and talk...
  6. How about a hug.. Sister?
  7. Do you need help carrying your bible?... It looks heavy
  8. C'mon Christians don't shake hands. Christians gotta hug!
  9. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  10. What are your plans tonight? Feel like a bible study?
  11. The scriptures say "give to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry" How about dinner?
  12. Oh. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
  13. I was wondering whether you wanted to come over and watch the ten commandments tonight?
  14. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
  15. Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot (?)
  16. Hey nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? Oops, I mean "do"
  17. I was wondering, have you ever tried praying at a drive in move before?
  18. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belong to me.
  19. You know they say that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian....

4 comments:

Katie said...

you're super super lame :P

JaYe said...

hmmmm....methinks someone should be receiving a copyright payment!!!

Elaine said...

should i be glad that you didn't use them on me :P

treee said...

Lol what? He hasn't used them on you? Don't you feel left out?? XP