Christian Pick Up Lines

Dug this up from a while ago :P

1. Hey.... nice bible!!
2. I would like to pray with you
3. You know Jesus?! Me too!!
4. God laid it heavy on my heart to talk to you
5. I know a church where we cold go and talk...
6. How about a hug.. Sister?
7. Do you need help carrying your bible?... It looks heavy
8. C'mon Christians don't shake hands. Christians gotta hug!
9. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
10. What are your plans tonight? Feel like a bible study?
11. The scriptures say "give to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry" How about dinner?
12. Oh. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
13. I was wondering whether you wanted to come over and watch the ten commandments tonight?
14. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
15. Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot (?)
16. Hey nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? Oops, I mean "do"
17. I was wondering, have you ever tried praying at a drive in move before?
18. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belong to me.
19. You know they say that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian....

Best Dinner in the World

I could eat this every day.....

RICE Brisbane Goes Live 2009!

I Spy with my little eyes.....

A couple having a date...

at MACGREGOR PARK!!?@!?$ :S :S :S

Awesome date destination :P

Step up Men of Faith!

Just a quick passing note...

Heard Queensland Baptists have voted against the idea of female ordination, and also voted against a compromise of female ordination (that females can be ordained but not be senior pastors). Other than the common sense and sound application of the scriptures prevailing, I think its a timely call for men to step up in this new millenia...

Men today have to step up and take their place as the head of their household, and leaders of the church. This is not saying that women are not equal to men, as both men and women are made equal but with different roles. Unfortunately there is a lack of men stepping up to take their place as humble, servant-hearted and Christ-like leaders in this world, in our families and in our churches, leading our people, whether it be in the secular world, in our congregations and in our families and relationships. We need more leaders to imitate Christ and to be living examples of the faith we proclaim!

Cops

I was driving on the freeway when a cop car who pulled over next to the left lane.... he opened his door into the left lane where I was driving..... like when i was about 100m away..

SO DANGEROUS! could have clipped it...

Sigh, wish I saw his lisense plate...